Score: 9

"Refreshingly Good"

submission: Fancy Pants Adventures

date: March 16, 2006

This was actually a surprisingly good platformer, and what's more it was actually genuinely fun to play....which is a rareity for flash games. It played really well (very reminescent of Sonic) and the programming was solid. My only complaint would be to improve the graphics. Understandably it's the sketchy FBF style, but in my opinion, thats a cop-out for smooth animation and game design.

Simple, and Fun. Well done.

Hehe, -API-, you've got your hands in some pretty big titles there ^_~

Score: 2

"Not very impressed."

submission: Tactical Assassin

date: December 17, 2005

From first glance it seems like it's going to be a very dramatic, well done game, however, this isn't the case. First off, for being a 1st person shooter type game, it's certainly the best in its flash genre, but it just doesn't stack up when compared with the other quality games that offer so much more interactivity. Also, since nothing's moving, and the animations are somewhat limited, I think you should shoot a little higher than sticks when it comes to your character models. You can do better, stick figures are the lowest of the low. The style was, as mentioned before, sticks, which really is a cop-out on the character designer's part. The sound was actually the high point of this game. Good, fitting gunshot sounds. The music was also very atmosphereic, so good job with that. The violence was there, but it wasn't anything special or excessive. Interactivity got a low score because there's not a whole lot to do, or very much depth to the gameplay. All it is is point and click from a single predetermaned position. Not very interactive at all, I would say. The game isn't funny, nor was it meant to be (it would seem). Overall, it's not a very good game. It does get points because it worked, and worked well, but that's like saying "I made a paper air plane, and it wroks really good!" It's not all that challenging.

All in all, it's nothing special.

Score: 10

"KILL THAT FUCK!"

submission: Bite Me: Episode 1

date: December 9, 2003

finally some justice in this world. that dumb bastard is finally down and out for the count!

Score: 10

"FUCKING AWESOME!"

submission: weekly informer #3 weenie

date: November 17, 2003

I loved the music, and that does depict that fat-ass weenie perfectly. Very random, I laughed my ass off. Keep up the good work
~weasel

Score: 10

"I..."

submission: weekly informer #1

date: November 10, 2003

I made wet in pants because of movie!

Score: 10

"DEAR GOD MATT!"

submission: shadow fight revised

date: November 4, 2003

I told you not to put this up...you really need to just hold off till you have either a decent clip with sound and explanation or...here's a novel idea...wait till the damn project is done!
I have no sympathy for you and your shitty reviews on this one...
-weasel

Score: 10

"Oh....My....GOD!"

submission: pet rock adv.1

date: October 29, 2003

I liked the hooray for boobies part ya bastard from hell
that was....interesting to say the least...has a lot of potental, I wanna see more
-weasel

Score: 10

"hey....hey....got some gum?"

submission: evil dead

date: October 29, 2003

WheReS the CHaan SaW??//?/? hoW cUm thereZ nO b0oOm StiK?/??
I r stipid sO Youll hAve 2 BEe pAtianT wiTH meE.
-wEEseELs

Score: 10

"I....ATE....KITTENS"

submission: cupcake preview

date: October 29, 2003

hee hee...I had an assgasm and there's nothing you can do about it!

-weasel

Score: 10

"very nice"

submission: ralph movie trailer 2

date: October 22, 2003

good work, this movie really seems to be making it. rock on matman!